check it out guys!!! the blogs are all moving over to the kiddnation section!
thats where we’ll be posting from now on..
of course, you can still email me at bigalmack@sbcglobal.net and you can still check on the bar at
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So im out with a friend that was looking for something to do (like I do so often), and we ended up meeting up and going to a house party. Ok, no this was a mansion party. This house was huge and it was beautiful. Almost too beautiful. It was so “perfect” I don’t even think I could live there. I like to be able to kick my shoes off and let ‘em sit in the middle of the floor and in this house, I got the feeling if I did that, someone would come right behind me and pick them up and I would never see ‘em again. So, im hanging with my date and we had a good time meeting and talking to people and I found myself talking to another group of girls. One of them gave me her number. But let me say this… I saw her giving her card to some dude 20 minutes before so I figured what the heck!!!
the next day, she, the girl I met the night before, and I ended up hanging out. I had a big plan to hang with like 50 listeners on Saturday evening. We were all going to the fair and to the big Prarie view vs Grambling game. But I wasn’t sure if I wanted to take this person that I didn’t know to a function where I wouldn’t really be able to hang with her. so I just invited her to hang for lunch and she seemed cool and seemed like a people person and said she wouldn’t mind hanging with the big group. The LAST THING I wanted to do was to put a girl in a situation that would make her uncomfortable. Not exactly the ideal first date but she rolled with the punches! Anyway, We ended up turning a simple, 1 hour lunch into a an evening at the fair with 50 people that neither of us knew and enjoying the halftime show and riding rides and eating good/bad food.
Thanks to every one that partied with me on Saturday night..it was awesome…actually, it started out kinda slow. I was getting kinda worried that the turnout wasn’t going to be good! But people did make their way to primos by the time the bus took off and from there, the fun began. There were no “refreshments” on the bus so the first stop was the “refreshment” store. After the 50 of us basically raided that store, we continued on to the fair. Our black tour bus was beautiful. But no matter how beautiful the tour bus is, you MUST have a parking pass to get onto the fair grounds… UNLESS, you have a cousin that works there. If you do, all you need to do is to give him a call and he will wave your beautiful black tour bus right in…right in to the livestock trailer parking area! Really! So morgan, our driver, managed to park our tour bus right between 2 horse trailers and we were on our way. That’s ok though… it was free!
And yes…I tried the chicken fried bacon…CHICKEN FRIED BACON? Yup! And it tasted just like it sounds. Haha.
If you’re a black guy, You already get a few looks when you walk around the fair with a girl that’s white/spainish…try walking around the fair during what I lovingly call “black day” because of the big rivalry game between the 2 historical black universities, Prarie View and Grambling University. But we all had a great time. My back is still hurting from some twisting ride that swung us around like ragdolls!
again, thanks to the group and there will be another “big al night out” real soon.
Leaving work I decided to see if anyone wanted to go to lunch. Redneck steve is not available. Hes checking on the bar in playa del Carmen. My boy andy was busy im guessing… he never called me back. Then I went to the chick category. First text was “Alyssa triathalon”. She was busy, running, swimming, and then biking.
Then, I tried “daleah mavs”. She was at the mall and gave me a maybe.
Then “tiffany young hotness 7.5”.. she was already eating. By this time im less than 15 minutes from the restaurant. And keep in mind, im texting these rapid fire. So I do run the risk of getting a “yes” followed by another “yes”… or do i?
“angie gun show” was next but never replied. Neither did “caramie promo hot”, or “Candice no biz cards”… so that was 6 attempts and 2 “no’s”, 3 “no replies” and 1 maybe… then the phone rang and the maybe turned into a yes. How about that??? it only took about 30 minutes of work which included 7 text messages… I think there should be a rule. Trying to find someone to go to lunch with, should not take longer than lunch itself!
One of my true conflicts within myself is that I am going to be single… I have said it before and I’ll say it again. I realize that I am destined to be single and im working on being ok with this every day… on the other hand, I like to hang with a girl from time to time. Way, way, way, down deep inside, I do want to have a girl that I hang with and do stuff with from time to time. Someone to go to lunch or dinner with, someone to talk my day over with and to hear about hers. Someone to watch tv with on the couch or to go to church with. I really don’t know how these two opposites go together but im trying to figure it out.
ok, it was pizza monday night and yes, sushi last night. no idea why i have decided to write down what im eating each day but there you go. its so hard to cook for one and it takes so much time. id just rather go out and get something. not to mention the alone factor. sitting here eating alone is just down right depressing. the only thing more depressing than that is calling a few friends up to come over to eat and they say no for whatever reason. then, you feel like a double loser. so to avoid ALL that, i just eat out with old friends, or maybe, go alone and make new ones… somehow, going out alone to eat is far less depressing than eating alone at home. i am just a person that needs human contact! like the couple i met last night. they own a commercial landscaping business and they’re thinking about moving to cabo san lucas. but they’re having the same problem as me… no one has bought their house yet. theyve been married 12 years and have a 3 year
old daughter. i would have never met them had i not gone to get sushi to go!
ok, so its 3am on wednesday morning and i woke up like 20 minutes ago, unable to go back to sleep.
lets see, what going on in my world?
need to buy payton a car.
the manager from the bar is reporting questionable sales numbers.
im going to church this sunday. cowboy game or no cowboy game!
need to work out… how come getting back in the gym is so hard?
my dogs need a bath! haha
the guy that i thought was going to buy my house seems to have changed his mind.uugh!
i have not dated anyone in months!
its 3am and im not asleep!
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wanna get away? lets do it. im getting a whole bunch of people together this saturday and heading to the fair. leave me a comment, shoot me an email, bigalmack19@gmail.com, just get in touch some type of way. its free but i do need to put you on a list. i’ll email the first 40 or so people back and give you all the details.
see you there!
